Welcome To My Blog

Everyone sit in a circle and let's introduce ourselves....

I guess that's an okay way to begin a brandy new blog right?...a neonate blog....all bright eyed and bushy tailed and fresh out of the uterus of Google Blogs.....I'm getting choked up already...how very cute...and it's got my nose...AWWW!

I'm really not sure what this blog is going to be about..much like my own mental health, let's call it a work in progress, just for shits and giggles.  I am going to use this blog to vent my frustrations regarding whatever comes into my mind at the moment, and you are certainly free to and even encouraged to comment on it.  You don't have to be nice, because I won't be- most of the time, unless you happen to agree with me.  This is DEFINITELY not the blog for the easily offended or the tight-assed.   But on the other hand, if you're into masochism, AND you are faint of heart or tight-assed, you will most definitely amuse me; so then again, don't put too much stock in that previous statement.  Come on in....yeah, that's it...it'll be fun.  I promise (at least for me).

I am kind of curious about how many people out there think like me...or have the same DSM diagnosis anyway, which is probably more appropriate.  But if the world made sense and wasn't full of absolute freaking idiots, I'd be a lot saner, I can tell you that.  I'd also probably have a lot less heartburn.  Insanity is, after all, defined by the majority, describing the minority. 

If I was a teenager, I guess this blog would be my way of avoiding going into the bathroom and cutting myself in places where no one else can see.  But then again, the more I observe this world, no one is really worth THAT.  Have a nice day and enjoy my blog!  It's like the current flu strain of the winter...you never really know what you're gonna get.  So this was my foreplay post....if it felt good, check back later.  I have real life things to do now.