Sunday, September 12, 2010

Why Diehard Feminists Suck Dick

I visited a blog today, by Cyber Police (hey, if you bring up a good point, I think you deserve the credit), and it reminded me of the extent to which diehard feminism just goes straight up my ass. Hence the title of my blog and my need to proclaim to the world that these nimrods would definitely have been better off aborted as fetuses. Much like members of the newly founded and bogglingly retarded Tea Party movement, the feminist movement has been largely put on this Earth for the simple task of making anyone who disagrees with them totally and completely miserable, not to mention disgusted and persecuted.

Now, I don't favor revoking women's suffrage or anything, (unless they're prone to voting Republican or follow the religious right, at which time they become an immediate detriment to a civilized and free society), but these dumb misguided bitches really need a good swift kick in the ass. Or a gang rape (that was a JOKE. DARK HUMOR, by the way, NOT a promotion of rape. You've gotta be careful these days, because people are so goddamned stupid and politically correct that if you fart in the wrong direction and it sounds like you meant to fart and it didn't actually just sneak out against your will, they're already grabbing the noose and mobilizing the townspeople). What today's feminists really want as far as I can see, is a HUUUUGE dick AND a pretty little well-manicured, powdery-smelling vagina, along with all the perks that go with the possession of BOTH of the aforementioned bits. It literally makes me want to barf. Not that you have to be chained to the stove and barefoot (let's not even throw in the 'pregnant' part, because they think they can do that on their own too, with a turkey baster and a well meaning friend with good aim), but do you really want to be a freaking MAN? You want equal wages, okay I agree with that...but what really irks me is that you want power and money and to be a goddamned CEO just so that you can carry a briefcase and have a secretary make your coffee for you in a timely manner (and it had better be fucking delicious too), but at the same time you DON'T want to "take it like a man" so to speak, when your delicate sensitivities are offended (like if someone calls you a girl, or says, 'nice tits' or something). Any guy would love to have a woman walk by and look at his bulge and say, 'nice package'...I would bet my left tit on that one. But these women want it all, including the right to be outrageously and righteously offended at any perceived action that vaguely alludes to that fact that they don't shit ice cream and deserve absolute protection and exaltation for that very reason. I honestly can't stand it. If they go into politics, they want to break the proverbial and beat to death the 'glass ceiling,' but god forbid some male counterpart actually treats them like an equal and attacks or counterattacks them (on a legitimate issue, mind you). Then they start screaming and bitching foul like the sissies they really are but are trying to fucking hide behind a pantsuit and gaudy necklace. The hypocrisy kills me.

Another thing that kills me about these dolts is that they want equality, yet I don't see any legislation to draft the bitches into the infantry if needed, or make them register for selective service once they turn 18. That's still reserved for the real men. Poor bastards. Talk about not fair! If you want equality, you want equality...can't have your cake and eat it too, so to speak. But our cowardly and politically correct society won't say that because they'll be fucking flayed by every feminist, jokey-shorts wearing, sports bra binding, militant "I'm a woman hear me roar" bitch and affiliated group from coast to coast. They've developed a lovely double standard for themselves that to me, just makes them look fucking ridiculous. Pansies.

So, my new rule (thanks Bill Maher) is....that if you're one of these irritating rashes of a human being, either get a sex change or take off the jockey briefs you wear under your power suit. You can't have both. You don't like men who wear ladies panties....but you're doing the same goddamned thing in reverse and you won't admit to it. It's time to stop the bullshit. It's really irritating me.

18 comments:

  1. yup, bunch of hypocritical biznitches.

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  2. At several points in history feminist served a very important role (suffrage ect.) But for the most part they have been relegated to whining about the small inequalities... much like Sharpton and Jackson. I predict much reasoned debate between you and I.

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  4. @Alaskan, you sound like an interesting and intelligent individual (not that the rest of you on here don't as well--don't take that the wrong way!) Things are kind of crazy this week because we are closing on our house and moving into another...but I should be back here regularly and actively by next week and look forward to discussing issues with you. I agree that Sharpton and Jackson do much the same thing about many issues...on that we will have much to agree upon! I look forward to it!

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  7. I can honestly agree with on you on this topic, same wage yes ok. But I just dont see what they want, why would they want to be in power, things are fine as it is (and by that I mean corrupt as shit)

    But what I do notice is that all these so called feminists are always ugly case in point.

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  8. There a lot of place in today's society where women have more rights than men. For example, if a man in a workplace makes a sexual comment about a woman, it is sexual harassment, yet if a woman did the same thing to a man, there would be no case.

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  10. I made an A+ in my feminist class without studying.

    All I ever did was pick the meanest answer, for every question, and every test towards everything

    this Must tell you something about the movement today V.S. when it meant something.

    So i will end this on a good joke


    Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

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