Friday, September 24, 2010

Moving Fucking Blows!

Hi everyone,
I am SO sorry that I have been absent on here lately...believe me there are more peeves that will be posted soon!!. Meanwhile, pray for me, my brothers and sisters, whilst I search for fucking toilet paper in the one thousand goddamned boxes that I have left to unpack, and whilst I wear the same freaking t-shirts and jogging pants because my bedroom set is on back-order and I must live out of boxes, many of which I had not labeled and therefore, because of my own mental deficiency, I cannot tell what is inside any of them. If I don't come back on here in a week, I am sure you will find me dead in the garage, a victim of a freak box accident, suffocated by cardboard. I wouldn't be lucky enough to be caught, the victim of auto-erotic asphyxiation. But at least I don't have cats, so I don't have to worry about them eating my corpse before it is found, half-decayed. I only have a Pug, and he can't even eat his dog food correctly with his sad little teeth, so most likely you will find him beside me. =)

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