A New Reason To Want To Boil Tea Party Candidates In Oil

Holy shit! Just when I think I can't take any more of this bullshit, there's another steaming pile of it right in front of me. I'll admit, when I first heard of this Tea Party crap, I laughed my ass off. This was the only thing that the far right could come up with to defeat the more liberal candidates? And to them, a fucking Republican is more liberal, by the way. I thought this concept was hysterical, because anyone with a smidgen of grey matter between their ears would never fall for this idiocy. NOPE, I underestimated the sheer stupidity of some the sludge I share this country with (involuntarily, BTW). This INSANE concept actually took off! Who the fuck knew? Not me, that's for sure.

And now, in Delaware, the Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell is actually against MASTURBATION, equating it with adultery! In 1998 she told MTV that "the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust." WTF??? I want to know first of all what the hell she was doing on MTV. THEN I want to know, that if anytime you have "lust in your heart," if you fuck the shit out of your husband or tie each other to the bed and piss all over each other, or whatever your normal bedroom routine is....are you committing adultery? Because I can tell you I've never had a good fuck without lust and I certainly fuck the shit out of my husband with zeal! Soooo, I guess right there, with lust in my heart, I'm committing adultery with my own spouse.

That aside, who the hell is she to step in between ME and MY CLIT?? I always thought that what happened between us and the shower head was OUR private business, but who knew...god was apparently watching and he certainly didn't have a boner after all was said and done because I committed a fucking sin! I'm most definitely going to hell for sure. I might as well give up now. Fuck it, we should all be very concerned, because these politicians on the right are absolutely out of their goddamned minds and they're trying to take the country with them...right into a theocracy of idiocy. I don't like it and my clit certainly disapproves. Next thing you know they'll be peddling female circumcision as a preventative measure. But we won't have healthcare reform if the Republicans get in, so you'd better be ready to pony up some cash of your own to have your little nub snipped. Betcha never thought of that one.

What the hell is wrong with this chick anyway?? And she claims to be a CATHOLIC...which is just a watered down version of crazy when you look at some of these far right fundies. Jesus Christ, what the hell is going on here? It's very disheartening and it really chafes my ass. And that's all I've got to say about that. Except, if any one of these mutations get into office, RUN FORREST, RUN!

Pastor Terry Jones Can Kiss My Ass

I can't believe the balls of this guy! He calls himself a Christian and yet, this idiot clearly does not recall ANY of the teachings of Christ, if he did even exist, because this dickhead and his "burn a Koran" ceremony is the epitome of intolerance. If there are any Muslims reading this post, or anyone in a country other than the USA, please know that we in the US are not all TOTAL RETARDS LIKE THIS GUY!! Personally, he makes me want to puke. What some people here in the US have apparently forgotten is that there is FREEDOM OF RELIGION with also includes freedom to practice NO religion (which, by the way, the religious right constantly forgets). All this Muslim hate is really pissing me off. The idiots who took out the towers on 9-11 are fucking DEAD...so why this recent zeal for persecuting innocent Muslims has caught on among some of the religitards out there is totally beyond me. For a country built on supposed tolerance we sure are circling the fucking drain on this one! WTF??? Get out your goddamned pitch forks and torches, because they'll be in style pretty soon, the way we're going! No wonder we're not the most popular kids in the world's sandbox. We act like pricks!